We know, we know. We’ve been bloggin’ dat ass off over here and you’re probably asking yourselves “do these people sleep or even play video games?” The answer to that is “we do both at the same time.” Thanks to a highly expensive scientifical procedure, our eyeballs are able to control even the most complicated video games during deep hypnotic dormancy. This allows us to essentially interact with the gaming industry 24/7. We do it all for the fans.

Special thanks this week to Full Sail University. Somehow they managed to make two of the most fun things ever (video games and college) get together and go on an adventure together. So stop complaining about video games and start making better ones. Besides, more games equals more material for us.

Check out all the eggs we threw at your house this week:

Thwomp The Vote ‘08 - The Vice Presidential Debate

Analysts: Financial Crisis Caused By Fallout 3 Pre-Orders

5 Things That Are Easier Than Mega Man 9

Wario And Waluigi Finally Get Laid: Meet Deach And Paisy

What Makes A World Champion? An Interview With Judah Friedlander

Sony Responds Instantly To New Nintendo DSi Unveiling, Announces Sony PSPi

Check Out Our Interview In ‘All The Rage’ Magazine This Month

The Minus World Presents Thwomp The Vote ‘08

F-Zero Driving School Speeds Into Business

Mirror’s Edge Special Uncut Edition Box Art Revealed

8-Bituary: Knight Arthur

Plusses & Minuses: Brothers In Arms: Hell’s Highway

The Spambox Of A Video Game Character

Tell your gamey lifemate about these fine comedic masterpieces:

Animal Crossing Tragedy Exposed

Dateline Cabela’s: To Catch A Predator

Nintendo, I Love You, But You’re Bringing Me Down

The Summer of Xbox Live Arcade - The Run Down

Katamari Prince Sentenced To 500 Hours Community Service

In all seriousness (did we just say that?) check out Full Sail University. Not only because they’d look great in booty shorts, but because we care.

Have a great weekend!

The Minus World