Massouken
CursedGRL
FernFTW
Pan Deterson
toastmaster
Headlines, jasper, ps3
Mature living shouldn’t mean you have to sacrifice life’s simple pleasures. Do you need an increase in life bar that can both satisfy her needs while enduring the stresses of war? Have you tried Viagra? Yes, Viagra.
“All the sneaking around wore me out. Military rations just didn’t cut it, I needed something to give me an edge.”
Stop staring at it in disgust, pop these pills after a long day at work and experience an increase you can be confident in. Get back what the pool boy is giving her now, Viagra can give you back years of stamina. Don’t get spotted in an uncomfortable position again, choose Viagra and get the boost you need to complete your mission.
Buy in bulk and receive a complimentary, giant cardboard paper box.
1 comment 
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10.17.2008 ,
at 3:28 pm
When you use this version of Viagra, will my significant other make an annoying “surprize sound” and get a large yellow exclamation point over their head?
