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F***ing C**K S***ing New Microsoft Patent Censoring XBL in Real Time, You A** Splunking F*****s

the -minus world on October 20th, 2008

According to GamePolitics.com, Microsoft has a new patent that will be able to censor your language in real time over Xbox Live. Fucking Fuck that Fuckface! How can this happen?

Believe it or not, the First Amendment exists specifically so that little Franky can pretend to play Halo while secretly learning what a pearl necklace is and how to shoot one on Danny Debanouski’s mother. XBL is like the Loveline of modern day, teaching impressionable children a wealth of filthy knowledge. Sure, its annoying to have some 8 year old snipe you then call you a “donkey fisting, caveman boning, skeet all up in your eyes and nose cavity, ass-hat” but its their god given right to say so! If Xbox Live didn’t exist, kids wouldn’t even know where babies came from because their parents are too busy playing World of Warcraft and cursing each other off.

If we don’t fight this, then AOL is going to start censoring AIM or Google is going to **** your Gmail. Luckily, we at The Minus World don’t give a flying fuck about that shit, penis breath! Curse your ass off in the comments, we don’t give a damn.

  1. Gravatar Mike
    10.20.2008 ,
    at 4:52 pm

    we don’t give a *fuck

    		  

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