Mr. Driller Finally Scores Debut Porn Role

jasper on November 3rd, 2008

Retired game character and part-time oil rig worker Mr. Driller has finally decided to follow his roots, slap on some sensual smelling oils, and reveal all on camera for the break out adult film Deep Drilling. Mr. Driller’s father (Dig Dug, alas Dug Diggler) stared in several adult films including the literally ground breaking Debbie Does Digger. Following in his father’s sweaty footsteps, Mr. Driller decided he needed in on the dripping wet action.

Keep reading for the Press Release.

PRESS RELEASE:

Tell the wife to stay at her mom’s for the night, Mr. Driller is back in his filthiest fuckfest yet. Watch as Mr. Driller punishes naughty coeds like he’s drilling for the high score. Get Deep Drilling Volume 10 and all the rest of the steamy excitement for only $39.99 a month. Or just pirate it and spend your money on video games instead.