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B Miggs, Psych Ward, pac-man
Minus World Psych Ward: November 2, 2008
Case File: MW-090308-03
Subject Name(s): Pac-Man & Ms. Pac-Man
The depravity packed duo checked in to the ward last week and we haven’t seen a case like this since Mickey & Mallory, or Bonnie & Clyde. They expressed pure hatred towards authority figures brought on by a constant fear of the spotlight and someone they refer to as Mr. Namco. They had been strung out and robbing local liquor stores and gas stations in search of “power pellets” which we learned were just huge rocks of cocaine. We’ve been finding it hard to isolate them to the psych ward because its just basically a big maze and they have intricate knowledge of mazes and a fear of being chased by ghosts.
We’ve kept them sedated for the entire duration of their stay. We’ve kept them quarantined from each other due to the violence they would create amongst the rest of the patients here. They would run around the halls just opening and closing their mouths with their eyes closed running into random objects and furniture.
Due to the constant strain from the abuse of drugs, and how the couple enabled themselves, it is unsure how long it will take to rehabilitate them. It is in the sincere opinion of this ward that they have been abused for some time now and some of the damage that is done to their minds may be permanent.
1 comment 
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11.3.2008 ,
at 8:46 pm
This sounds like something dane cook would say… if he was actually funny.
