Thwomp The Vote ‘08: The Current Administration On The Way Out, Respond To Luigi’s Win

agent b on November 6th, 2008

After their 197th consecutive day of shrub clearing and man to man recreational duck hunting, Bob Omb and Bullet Bil (the current Mushroom Kingdom administration) held a laid back country press conference live from their Moo Moo Ranch vacation getaway. Thankfully, news stations and camera crews were one of the 5 things that Bob Omb didn’t completely destroy during his time in office and were just barely able to report the story without anyone going broke, getting flooded or losing their jobs.

The duo addressed Luigi’s Thwomp The Vote election victory with signature etiquette. “He’s a real plumbiner, a regular pipe cleaner. Dig the 70’s porn ’stache too, heh heh heh” Bob Omb remarked before accidentally detonating 6,000 unborn Yoshi eggs and snickering into the sunset. Partially due to his physical inability to smile, Bullet Bill seemed less enthused, offering little but a revolted snarl as he pummeled into a warp pipe in hopes that oil would spew out for him to passionately bathe in. For most, the age of such a rampantly reckless administration ending couldn’t come sooner, as there are plenty of things they can still blow up before Luigi is sworn into office.