Animal, Cross Me And I’ll Tell Copper About The OD’ed Animals In Your Closet

B Miggs on November 21st, 2008

To: Agent B

From: B Miggs

I know you had a full day head-start on the whole Animal Crossing: City Folk experience, but I’m formally calling you out. Keeping up with your Exotic collection will be a chore, but my house will be a new era in digital delight due to my full Robot furniture collection winning me extra HRA points. Now that’s something to Wii Speak about with your emo lion and your manic-depressed gorilla while I rock 1,000 bell bags on gold chains around my neck. Coelancanths and Red Snappers will be reeled in by Golden Rods in no time due to my fishing expertise and unrelenting animal crossing behavior.