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the -minus world on March 2nd, 2008

The -Minus World is an independent gaming blog. We are the completely unbiased game journalism source. No one, I mean no one can do it better. We’re basically the James Bond of video game blogs. Roger Moore when we’re lovin’. Sean Connery when we’re drinking. Those other guys claim to be unbiased, but we hit you with the raw truth where it hurts… in the the junk!
Welcome to the-minusworld.com!

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You are here to witness the birth of a beautiful 13 pound 9 ounce pixilated little gaming web baby. Light your cigars!

The Minus World is your distinguished source for video game comedy. In an industry largely owned by fat, swarthy company execs that live in emerald towers and roll around and sweat in our hard earned game bucks, it’s nice to have a site where actual gamers can remind us all that this shit is supposed to be fun. Check in with us every day to laugh at the absurdity of this steamy wet world of video gaming. You know you want to.

About Jasper:
JOURNALISM, is my middle name by law. I legally changed it after a brief summer of being back on “the wagon”. UNBIASED is the name I will name my unborn son. Unless, he comes out black because I’m not black and my wife is not black and that would be weird. I’d be forced to name him “Wii Fit” because I definitely didn’t see that coming and I sure as hell wish I could push it back in.

About agent b:

agent b was left abandoned as a child inside of a Robotron 2084 cabinet where he learned to survive the harsh world of gaming from the inside out. Paranoid and dystopic from years of traveling like a hungry nomad from cabinet to cabinet, he mostly made his money from painting custom game marquee side art for bootleg Scandinavian pinball machines. And hooray, here he is now for your amusement. We hope it was worth it.

About B Miggs: I’ve been know to stay up for 40 hours collecting every butterfly in Animal Crossing until my eye bleed and I’m trying to score a bag off Tom Nook but he’s holdin’ out. By the hour 35 I’m screaming “Don’t none of yous Animals Cross ME! I will turn this game off without saving, don’t test me!” I was born on a cold December day. Some say the storm clouds parted and sun shone brightly a top of Mt. Hyrule from where I was discovered naked inside a koopa shell. The tales they did tell…

Additionally, expect updates from our Pakistani correspondent Sub Farooq, artwork from the legendary Gus, and regretfully, intrusive advertisements from our leading sponsor, Crystal Dreams Gaming Gifts For You. Enjoy!

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