Animal Crossing City Folk Citizens Launch Neighborhood Crime Watch

the -minus world on November 20th, 2008

While the Animal Crossing community is abuzz with this week’s release of City Folk and what it will bring to the commonwealth, inhabitants have bound together to form a preemptive network determined to collectively protect each other from potential crimes. The hopeful street gazers promise to keep the streets, rivers, beaches and woods safe from harm and corruption by issuing a weekly newsletter detailing recent events to look out for, and The Minus World was fortunate enough to secure a copy for our loyal readers.

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Dateline Cabela’s: To Catch A Predator

Toe Fu on August 21st, 2008

In a union of unholy evil empire proportions Activision & NBC have come together to deliver a series of what-comes-after-next-gen-next generation gameplay experiences. The first release will star America’s favorite uber boner killer Chris Hanson in Dateline Cabelas-To Catch a Predator. Players are required to use their superfulous mastery of teh world wide interweb tubes to infilitrate chat rooms and lure unsuspecting overly amorous furry flesh munchers to exotic locales to confront the beast on their predatory intentions.
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Smiles “The Game Testin’ Chimp” Dies of Depression

jasper on April 14th, 2008

Puppin’ Pickles, Pennsylvania - Today, a community mourns a fallen friend. Last night at 3AM, tragically, Smiles the Chimp took his own chimp life. Born to mother Chuckles, the Fun Blast Off Chimp, Smiles started his fruitful career at the tender age of 3, spinning bingo ball cages and clapping for old folks. “He really stole the show,” pronounced Ole Timothy Jerkins. “He also stole a medical cart of Amoxicillin. You try to accuse a smile like that. You just don’t have it in ya, sonny boy.” At age 4, Smiles was enlisted by traveling folk to perform at Jamborees. Smiles was on top of the known world, causing quite a fantastic commotion. But when you rattle enough bee hives, sometimes you’re gonna get stung. And Smiles was allergic to bees. The inevitable faithless day arrived. A top man at Sony order his secretary to get out off his bed and get hold of Smiles. “This Chimp brought his A game. If the chimp don’t like it, the kids don’t like it. This ain’t rocket science, bucko.” said Top Man at Sony. The downward spiral had begun.

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Forget Lolcats, Gaming With Lolchinchillas Is Where It’s At

the -minus world on March 14th, 2008

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