Be All That You Can Be In “The Virtual Army”

jasper on July 29th, 2008

How on earth did we hit that $482 billion deficit? One might blame it on Bush, or the spiraling economy due to 9/11, or the never ending war in Iraq. I’m going to blame it on The Virtual Army Experience. Take a look at vae.americasarmy.com if the site’s not down due to overwhelming American pride.

Costing $9.8 million to operate last year, the exhibit f*cks Neo Geo’s expensive corpse on top of a 3DO. So for the price of 24,500 PS3s, you too can own a Virtual Army Experience! Good thing I got my economic stimulus check. Too bad I spent it on Master Chief knee pads and my Shia LaBeouf Transformer Trapper Keeper. The experience travels to amusement parks and county fairs, no joke, to help recruit more “players” into the Army.

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Call of Duty 5: Future Warfare Announced

agent b on April 4th, 2008

The Call Of Duty series has gone from reenacting the past with its WWII inspired beginnings to the recent success of Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, which brought the franchise to the high tech battles of today. The next logical step? War of the future, as predicted by the current rate that America is devouring itself. Officially confirmed by Activision, Call Of Duty 5: Future Warfare pits the player in the trenches of the soon-to-be franchise infested rubble of tomorrow…

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