WORLD LAW: The Console Wars Need To Start Being More Like Real Wars And Less Like 1960’s Musicals

agent b on October 28th, 2008

As Nintendo comfortably holds the top console sales spot in this current gaming generation, the battle for 2nd place is really heating up through decidedly chicken shit, bitchy attacks from the two remaining sides. Yeah, that’s right - modern warfare is apparently fought by pillaging the spoiled little brother of aggregate review sites like Gamerankings.com and bombarding the user reviews of upcoming competitor’s titles with low scores. Way to take it to the streets, dunny.

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E3 2008’s Rapidly Shrinking Floorplan Revealed!

agent b on May 19th, 2008

The once relevant Electronics Entertainment Expo (aka E3) makes its triumphantly bastardized return this year. The industry uniting trade show has managed to unite everyone once again, this time in agreeing that this whole thing is a huge disappointment. Regardless, we here at the-minusworld.com have an exclusive first bird’s eye view of how the whole convention will be laid out on the floors of LA’s largest janitor’s closet. Are you excited?! Well you fucking should be!

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