Not Gonna Lie, Things Got A Little Gay Back Then

Billy And Jimmy Lee on April 29th, 2008

By Billy And Jimmy Lee

Ah, those hot summer nights of Double Dragon. Jean jackets with the sleeves ripped off, everyone dipped in sweaty leather and getting busy with whips and chains. There’s definitely a few stories from that era that we keep from our wives. I remember when we sneaked into the garage in the beginning of the first level for some private time. We got word that the Black Warriors gang had kidnapped Billy’s girlfriend and we didn’t even care. She was just a front for our true passion, anyway. We were just so eager to get out into the streets and start tasslin’ with the shirtless brolic tough guys and latex ladies. Sure, they were probably just dudes in drag, but that didn’t stop them from scissor kicking each other all night long. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen two Abobo’s turn a suplex into a 69. Those were the good old days. Paula Abdul on the boombox, gel in our hair, and an 8-ball in the pocket. That’s like the ultimate recipe for gay, what’d you expect us to do? And you can bet your balls the guys over at Final Fight were doing the exact same thing. You go girls!

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