20 Unbelievably Bad Drawings Of Sonic The Hedgehog

the -minus world on August 29th, 2008

In an announcement that seems years in the making, Sega has finally conceded in the battle against good art. That’s right, the guys who created such memorable video game icons as Big The Cat have given up and left the creative work up to their fans. A recently revealed contest shows Sega on their knees, begging for some art assistance from the last few loyal Sonic fans on earth, promising that their work will be featured in the cut-scenes of the upcoming Sonic And The Black Knight. Just make sure you hurry up and get your fingerprints and doodles in by September 12th! After all, what would a Sonic game be without it being rushed in every aspect? But wait, as much as we’d love to mock Sega for the generally atrocious art direction they’ve taken their mascot the last few years, would their fans be any better? The answer to that question is a giant, bold “NO” spray-painted in hot pink across the pearly gates of a manga convention. In fact, we’re even willing to back up our claim with visual evidence. So hide your children and hang on to your pantaloons, the 20 worst examples of Sonic The Hedgehog fan art are about to punch you in the goggles.

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A Letter From Chico Christmas

the -minus world on March 20th, 2008

Hey Chico,

Thanks for checking the site and sending us your drawing!

Frankly, we’re amazed at the attention to detail you guys put into this costume. The high heel boots n’ spurs, the hairy shoulders…you even figured out a way to sew buttons into your actual skin, just like the real Link! I mean he does that all the time when he’s riding horseback on his way to a MENTAL INSTITUTION, YOU INSANE FUCK?!?!

We here at the Minus World Headquarters had a 45 minute debate as to whether or not the drawing had breasts or see-through pockets with tic-tacs inside them. Then we repeatedly gouged our own eyes until DYFS showed up and found your letter. There are probably far better ways we could’ve handled this situation but our current stability levels (which are floating around “hopelessly paranoid and misanthropic” thanks to this letter) kept us from doing things any smoother. Now the tears only climb back in when we cry. Merry Christmas, Chico!
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I Can Has Nintendos?

the -minus world on March 2nd, 2008

Today’s letter comes to us from Billiam Whistles in Cetaphil, Florida…

Dear Billiam,

Dude…did you seriously draw a picture of Donkey Kong with a penis and mail it to us?? And what the fuck is that stain? You’re completely deranged. Your town isn’t even real, that’s the name of a moisturizing lotion you maniac. God I hate my fucking job.

We’re mailing out your “Nintendos” ASAP, by the way. They’re broken. Enjoy!

- the minus world

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