Animal Crossing Tragedy Exposed

Toe Fu on August 18th, 2008

Police Officer Copper announced today the arrest of town proprietor Tom Nook in an alleged organ harvesting ring. Copper and his second in command Officer Booker conducted an investigation into the constant disappearance of local residents after receiving a tip that postmaster Pete the Pelican has been delivering parcels of putrid pounds of animal body parts to various locations in China.
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Sadly, Absolutely Nobody Shows Up To Big The Cat’s Funeral

agent b on March 13th, 2008

Green Hill Zone - The gaming world joined hands today to collectively skip out on the recent passing of shitty Sonic the Hedgehog side character, Big the Cat. Doctors have yet to confirm the cause of Big’s death but inside sources say he most likely died of fail. When asked for comment, diabolical villain Doctor Robotnik replied “Who the fuck is that?”
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