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Want an avatar next to your comments like mine? Well, its not just cause I’m an Admin. Its because I know sh*t you don’t so why don’t I share my wealth of avatar intelligence that you can take back to your base.
We here at le Minsu World use a system called Gravatar. Go ahead and click on that link to take a gander.
Here’s how to score: Set up a Gravatar account and you will be prompted to input email, picture, etc. When you comment on our blog you have to input your name and email address. If your email address has a Gravatar image associated with it, it will automatically display your avatar with your comment. So as long as you setup a Gravatar account, your hot4Chocobo@yahoo.com email will display your “Chocking Chocobo” avatar I so desperately want to wash clean from my own imagination.
And that’s it. Now, just like your teenage brats, you too can have a poorly snapped camera phone image of yourself when you complain about how terrible the writing is on our site. Bravo! It will take 5 to 10 minutes to actually show up though so don’t freak out when you think its not working.
Here’s the fun part: Cheat codes. If you know your friend’s email address, and you know they have a gravatar, you can write comments as them. You can also create several accounts with different emails and have a fight with yourself via blog comment. Make as many accounts as you can before you get bored and smoke another bowl. Just try to waste as much company time as possible. That’s what blogs are for!
How many blogs actually teach their readers how to exploit the site? The Minus F*cking World Baby. That’s who.
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5 months ago today, a bunch of degenerate idiots from New Jersey launched a video game comedy site. It seemed like the perfect outlet for a group of creative individuals who were sick of working by everyone else’s demands. None of us really knew how much dedication it would take, how exciting it would be, and how many cock jokes 3 people can make in one night before they’re completely numb to the word entirely. But really, we’ve never just done this for ourselves. We’ve done it for everyone who has ever checked the site and laughed with us. A half a million visitors later and it just gives us a sparkly, magical feeling right down there. So thank you, thank you all. Goodnight and we love you!
“I get tired of people talking about ‘bad words’ and ‘bad language.’ Bullshit. It’s the context that makes them good or bad” - George Carlin
Words were militant weaponry in the hands of George Carlin, an abrasive and vivid satirist who questioned everything and lacerated everyh subject with equal passion. He taught through decades of public lecture to not only pinpoint hypocrisy but to dissect it, as capacious and controversial as it may seem. There is no modern humorist alive who doesn’t owe at least a bit of gratitude to George and there is no one that will fill his void. Rest in peace to the greatest stand up comedian of all time. We will never forget you and we will always cherish every word you left behind.
Amidst strong criticism that their latest opus - MGS4: The Guns of the Patriots - is more movie than game, Konami has partnered with Sony yet again to bring the ultimate PS3 bundle to gamers. The MGS4: Popcorn of the Patriots bundle will include an assortment of candy, a giant bowl of popcorn, a 3-liter bottle of gaming fuel Mountain Dew, and, of course, one copy of MGS4 complete with an 80GB PS3. The MSRP will be $599…that’s a lot of candy! Early adopters will even be rewarded with a bonus CD full of ambient theater sounds, including crying kids, assholes talking on their cell phones, and confused old people having the plot explained to them. Act now!
*special thanks to NGG superstar Umbongo for the leaked script idea for this post.
Do you have what it takes to become Germany’s Next Top Model? Are you ready for a long and arduous path of humiliation, episode after episode, before you collapse in your own self pity and awake in an awkward “Eiffel Tower” to pay for your anxiety medication? Of course you’re not! You need practice to handle all that. And this game is for you.
Hey true believers!
We just had our biggest weekend ever so we celebrated by drinking profoundly and crank calling infomercial customer service lines till 7 A.M. This makes legitimately working today basically impossible, so here’s a wacky Photoshop to tide you over until we wash the sins off our lives and apologize to your sister. Enjoy!
Sure, we’ve only been live for 2 months, but that hasn’t stopped us from growing out of our old Starter jackets and snap bracelets and in need of some new gear. Plus we want the place to look nice when we entertain guests, (something we’ve had quite a few of since we kicked off this party.) So be on the lookout for our new design assaulting your web browser with awesomeness very soon. We promise it will at least be cooler than those pink laser backdrops your awkward brace faced smile posed in front of on “picture day” in the ’80’s.
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In a daring attempt to recapture what little was left of his downward spiraling career ever since he drank his own piss in Waterworld, formerly relevant actor Kevin Costner has secretly begun working on an exciting new hybrid project. Referred to as a wacky spinoff to his Academy Award winning 1990 film Dances With Wolves, his latest outting is sure to take the world by storm. Jobless Costner was recently approached by the Japanese video game company Konami to walk the company pets for some extra bucks here and there. Konami president Yakookoozazoozski San Mellincamps witnessed Costner develop close bonds with the animals and thus, the genre-bending Civil War themed rhythm game was born. Sadly, the out of shape actor and his trusty wolf companion weren’t quite ready for their “Footloose On Fort Sedgwick” musical duet and a medical emergency amassed. Read on for the first devastating set picture…
