High-Maintenance: An Explication On Competing Gender Roles In Video Games

Sub Farooq on August 22nd, 2008

Abandoning the long standing tradition of keeping girlfriends and video games mutually exclusive in their respective domains, I recently merged the two parts of my central nervous system that deal with each together and pondered why they cannot peacefully co-exist. Seemingly, most video games in the action/adventure genre reinforce the idea of being devoted to your gal and, one would presume, girls would welcome that gentle reminder to dudes that all that tedious coin-gathering and heroic enemy-bashing is done to attain that ultimate prize: the love of a woman (usually a Princess.)

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How To Score: An Interview With Zan Perrion

the -minus world on June 18th, 2008

Zan Perrion has traveled the world schooling losers like us on the secrets to scoring with women. His technique, “Enlighted Seduction” has been known to convince a lot of women to have sex with him. That makes him our favorite Canadian! Take an exclusive trip with us into the mind of a genital genius and find out exactly what a video gamer has to do to push some real buttons.

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Top 5 Tips To Meeting Girls On Xbox Live

the -minus world on March 25th, 2008

Before I begin, I’d like to let you know that I’ve gotten laid by using Xbox Live a record of 23 times in the last 3 months (achievement unlocked) and I’m here to show you the secrets Microsoft doesn’t want you to know. I could just be saying that, and I could just be making this up, but can you afford to pass this up? If your hand is as cramped as mine was before I bought a Gold Live membership, well then NO YOU CAN’T!!!

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