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Scare the dreaded White Whale away with Bubble Bobble Bubble Bath, recently released for your bathroom, ya big dummy! From the makers of Double Dragon Rubble Rags and Double Dribble Pillow Powder (for the balls!) comes a feeling of fresh that few feel. Experience the invigorating sensation of Bubble Bobble’s fruity aroma as two ancient pixelated dinosaurs cover your moist body in bubbles. This signature blend will have you exploring your own cave of monsters. You’re going to want to spell out “E-X-T-E-N-D” in bubbles all over your wet walls. Just watch out for sharks and spikes!
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Artwork by: Tyler Bronis
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Well I for one am furious that this version was scrapped. Damn purists ruin everything!
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Today Nintendo sent us what they’re calling “the ultimate contoured advancement in motion-wear.” I have no idea what that means, but we bet it would look fly on your ma dukes so we asked her to model it for us. What we found was a surprisingly fit slick-suit of ergonomic Wii fetishism (not shown is the giant B button on that fat ass of hers.) I guess if the Wii itself was a social lubricant used to lure unexpecting dates and the elderly into your den of depravity, the Wii body suit should let you do the same thing at Walmart, the beach and anywhere else where such a ridiculous outfit would be acceptable in public. The crotch-spot placement of the power button makes me never want to see the men’s version.
The once relevant Electronics Entertainment Expo (aka E3) makes its triumphantly bastardized return this year. The industry uniting trade show has managed to unite everyone once again, this time in agreeing that this whole thing is a huge disappointment. Regardless, we here at the-minusworld.com have an exclusive first bird’s eye view of how the whole convention will be laid out on the floors of LA’s largest janitor’s closet. Are you excited?! Well you fucking should be!
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Everyone’s favorite polygonal minstrel show is coming back to your Xbox360! If we all play pretend together, we can imagine that violent sandbox games have been noticeably absent this generation and that a void for this shit actually exists. Well, THQ and Volition have teamed up to fix that. Saints Row 2 stars upcoming white emcee Whiko Bellic as he battles for white supremacy through dozens of racial stereotypes, all of which do their best to set black people back 100 years. And since 80% of video game programmers are white, you know that a rap-thematic tale of urban on goings is going to be in good hands. Volition has spent the last year spying on Rockstar Games listening to their fan’s demands, playing GTA IV playing the first Saints Row, and are ready for their next big absurdly racist hit. And we all know how original a bunch of white people can be! In case we haven’t laid the sarcasm on thick enough, Saints Row is racist as fuck and you’re an idiot for supporting it.
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Remember that movie “Teen Wolf” you’d inevitably find yourself watching on a Saturday afternoon because you’d be way too hung over to find the remote? Well, fall out of the top bunk, take a look in the mirror, and blame your drunken debacles on the full moon last night. Apparently, your beloved Genesis game ($0.02 resale at Game Stop) was originally designed as the worst movie tie-in of your adolescence.
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Craving that oft-rumored Bioshock sequel? Of course you are! How about two of them? Ready for that? No, we’re pushing deeper…how about 3 Bioshocks released on the same day? Try 3 Bioshocks invading your world at the same time! Gross? Sure. But you asked for it. No, you practically begged for it. Reviewers are already calling the first few minutes of gameplay “awkward and uncomfortable yet seemingly daring, I never would have known how great this could be.” Well that’s gross, but it seems once these pinnacles of journalism get comfy with their new pixely lover than anything can happen. So pump those fists high and get ready to rock, you deranged perverts, and welcome to the underwater adventure of your dreams. You sick freak!
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Are you ready to turn your senior citizen’s home into a giant laugh-a-palooza?
Hey there old folks! Do you like to laugh but don’t want to waste too many of your precious thoughts? Well then, strap those orthopedic shoes tight and attach your drool bibs because here comes the remake of “Three Men And a Baby”. When two Japanese businessmen hand over their baby to an American hard-ass to help them raise a star, comedy is born. Watch as these 3 men have to clean up their baby’s online messes and exchange its friend code diapers. Critics are calling it, “Smirk developing, dated jokes, better than a loading bar. You’ll enjoy yourself, but not too much that you might have to change your sweatpants.” What’s a better way to relax (aside from popping that fourth pill that the new nurse won’t allow) than watching a DVD picture movie, straight from the present/future! Between your daily required Wii Sports pain therapy and Brain Training insults (its pronounced “bloo”), ask that young man in the white coat to put on “Three Men And a Baby” in the rec room tonight.
