5 Things That Didn’t Kill Gaming As We Know It, Just Like Wii Fit Won’t

agent b on June 11th, 2008

Travel the dusty inner tunnels of any video game message board and you’ll likely be struck with the fear that popular, non-traditional video game outings like Wii Fit will be the death of conventional gaming as we know it. We’ve heard their Chicken Little-ing; Wii Fit will supposedly usher in an era where casual gamers (i.e. your mother and her hiked-jean sporting peers) will help amass such great sales that companies will shift focus towards their demographic, thus leaving us pale cherubs abandoned in our gameless dens of nerdery. Gamestops will crumble, thumbs will petrify and Wii mote wielding senior citizens will rule the streets like a zombie apocalypse riding Rascals. Bullshit. We gamers been have through far worse crazes than this and survived the aftermath A-OK…
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Comic: EA Plans To Record Madden Commentary Until The Day He Dies

agent b on June 3rd, 2008

Maitland, Florida - Fearing imminent heart failure, butter cancer or self induced cannibalism, EA has placed football legend John Madden on 24 hour, fully recorded supervision. Madden, who is also known for taking out his fear of flying on small birds by stuffing them into each other, helped make EA a shitload of money by agreeing to be the iconic face and voice of their annual NFL game that mostly idiots play. Since his disgusting dietary habits could prove fatal, EA is taking no chances.

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