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In a surprising moment of maturity, part-time programmer and avid gamer Brendan Carlson has announced that he plans to raise a new World of Warcraft character in anticipation of becoming a real life dad.
“The second my girlfriend told me, I knew what I had to do. I sold my character to some dude in China and started back at level 1,” said Carlson, who went so far as to name his new character BrendanJr. “He killed his first kobold today. I was tearing it up!”
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Well Diablo 3 was officially announced last week and it didn’t take long for the franchise devotees to petition the game’s art direction. After all, over 36,000 fans can’t be getting laid wrong, right? One of the most common complaints about Diablo’s new art direction:
“Outside scenarios with vivid colors, beautiful forests with colorful vegetation, shinny and beautiful waterfalls where even rainbows take place.”
Never satisfied with what hardware manufacturers have to offer, gamers tend to take the design aesthetic portion of things into their own, slimy, talentless hands. That’s nice and all, but the results are usually pricey, bulky, and most importantly, absolutely atrocious. But mere words cannot describe such artistic debauchery, so let’s get on with the show.
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When life gives you memetic coprophagia pornography, don’t make dual screened, shit stained lemonade out of it. Just shake your head in disbelief like the rest of us did and try to wash away the painful memories.
By Paperboy
Hey there gamers and gamerettes! Paperboy here with some hot tips for the information age. As many of you know, my old job wasn’t the best one. I was charged with the seemingly simple task of delivering content to a neighborhood community of newspaper subscribers. Sounds like a great way to pick up a few extra bucks as a kid, right? Wrong. Motherf*cking WRONG.
