Xbox 360’s 65nm Jasper Chipset, I Accept Your Nomination

jasper on May 8th, 2008

The lord of the console has spoken! Today, Microsoft has officially announced their new smaller, sexier Xbox 360 chipsets for this August. Release the doves and sing Allelu. Do I take this as a random coincidence, totally unrelated to everyone’s favorite factopia of a blog, le Minsu World? You bet your fat ass I don’t. This ain’t no freakin’ coincidence. This is an act of uncut compassion. That’s not an overheating processor you see, that white smoke means they’ve elected a new pope gaming god with the blood of man: ME! I gracefully accept this prestigious honor and humbly bow down before B Diddy Gates the lord of gaming and ask for his money blessing. I promise not to let you down Microsoft as I wave at every parade and shake hands in the streets with wheelchair children until the sun sets on your great financial kingdom, Amen.

Your elected Lord,

Jasper (XBL ID: AndyJ710)

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