New Metal Gear Solid 4 PS3 Bundle Announced

Massouken on June 17th, 2008

Amidst strong criticism that their latest opus - MGS4: The Guns of the Patriots - is more movie than game, Konami has partnered with Sony yet again to bring the ultimate PS3 bundle to gamers. The MGS4: Popcorn of the Patriots bundle will include an assortment of candy, a giant bowl of popcorn, a 3-liter bottle of gaming fuel Mountain Dew, and, of course, one copy of MGS4 complete with an 80GB PS3. The MSRP will be $599…that’s a lot of candy! Early adopters will even be rewarded with a bonus CD full of ambient theater sounds, including crying kids, assholes talking on their cell phones, and confused old people having the plot explained to them. Act now!

*special thanks to NGG superstar Umbongo for the leaked script idea for this post.

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Hey Game Video! Don’t Call While Stallio Is Making Sex!

STALLIO on March 24th, 2008

Ciao friends! I make more money than even police! So Stallio makes many game buy and trade?

Stallio love game video many store trip. When game video is not yet arrive, Stallio becomes great pre-ordering! Phone rings and Stallio rolls bicycle ride to make poetry finger with newest of friend!

But last night Stallio reach great distress when lady is under blanket practice loud mouth scherade… phone call interrupt! Gamestop call to remind Disney Gem Magic Game Video arrive? Lady not impress! She leave in the night to great loneliness and she never return.

Don’t ever call while Stallio is making sex! It’s like make a banana in my business!

Ciao friends!