Katamari Prince Sentenced To 500 Hours Community Service

Toe Fu on September 10th, 2008

An insanely intoxicated father and son duo led New Jersey State Police on a high-speed chase that crossed 5 county lines and lasted nearly 2 hours late Saturday night. The situation started at the Lincoln Tunnel where Patrol Officer Mook Tanner spotted a floating purple space Cadillac rocketing out of the center tunnel, clocking in at approximately “pretty fuckin’ fast” MPH. After shaking off the initial shock of witnessing such a pimp deep ride in action, Officer Tanner called in the convertible’s license plate “STIKYBALZ”, requested back up, and the chase was on.

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