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Following Sony’s innovative use of Little Big Planet’s engine to show off their console sales data, the company has leaked a screen shot of another one of the game’s abilities: recycling unsold PSP software. This stage was created entirely out of sales flops and dusty old UMD movies, a format that was widely deemed worthless. Sony sees rampant piracy as the main cause of the landfills full of games, but several analysts agree that it’s mostly because the games suck. There are thousands of different combinations that gamers can create out of the failed medium, including a stage that looks like a giant Nintendo DS to remind them which handheld is better. Little Big Planet will be available this fall. Try to actually, you know, buy it.
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Never satisfied with what hardware manufacturers have to offer, gamers tend to take the design aesthetic portion of things into their own, slimy, talentless hands. That’s nice and all, but the results are usually pricey, bulky, and most importantly, absolutely atrocious. But mere words cannot describe such artistic debauchery, so let’s get on with the show.
Two Screens One Touch DS Lite
When life gives you memetic coprophagia pornography, don’t make dual screened, shit stained lemonade out of it. Just shake your head in disbelief like the rest of us did and try to wash away the painful memories.
Known mostly for being a shiny dumpster for half assed PS3 ports and a temporary halfway house for inevitably superior PS2 games, the PSP never really had many possessions to call its own. That’s about to “change” with the release of Feed the Homeless, a unique excursion into the every day life of your typical Meals On Wheels employee as he feeds starving polygonal street peasants and panhandlers. Shuffle them in from the cold, secure their typical bartering devices (like broken toasters, crystal meth and dirty, dirty porno tapes) and get them some food and coffee. You’ll spend hundreds of hours immersed in this fantastic world of giving! In fact, you may finally get a break from all those real world problems, like stank-ass old homeless people. Gross!
