We’re Monsters From a Video Game, Not Terrorists, You Idiot

Rampage Monsters on April 29th, 2008

By Rampage Monsters

So we were just eating Cool Ranch Doritos and watching the news, and apparently we’re the biggest terrorists in the entire world according to our dickweed ratshit lunatic of a President. It seems the ever-intelligent, globe encompassing, back of a retard’s binder scribbled plan known as the “war on terror” has expanded to include pixelated monsters who starred in a shitty video game from 1986. Great! That’s exactly how we wanted to spend our retirement. It’s bad enough being dollar store knock-offs of King Kong and Godzilla and having to share an apartment with a a giant werewolf who pees the fridge, but now we can’t even even buy beer without some redneck trucker calling us “sand suckin’ space queers.”

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