Video Game Comedy Site Phoned In Photoshop

the -minus world on June 2nd, 2008

Hey true believers!

We just had our biggest weekend ever so we celebrated by drinking profoundly and crank calling infomercial customer service lines till 7 A.M. This makes legitimately working today basically impossible, so here’s a wacky Photoshop to tide you over until we wash the sins off our lives and apologize to your sister. Enjoy!

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Three Men and a Baby

B Miggs on April 18th, 2008

Are you ready to turn your senior citizen’s home into a giant laugh-a-palooza?

Hey there old folks! Do you like to laugh but don’t want to waste too many of your precious thoughts? Well then, strap those orthopedic shoes tight and attach your drool bibs because here comes the remake of “Three Men And a Baby”. When two Japanese businessmen hand over their baby to an American hard-ass to help them raise a star, comedy is born. Watch as these 3 men have to clean up their baby’s online messes and exchange its friend code diapers. Critics are calling it, “Smirk developing, dated jokes, better than a loading bar. You’ll enjoy yourself, but not too much that you might have to change your sweatpants.” What’s a better way to relax (aside from popping that fourth pill that the new nurse won’t allow) than watching a DVD picture movie, straight from the present/future! Between your daily required Wii Sports pain therapy and Brain Training insults (its pronounced “bloo”), ask that young man in the white coat to put on “Three Men And a Baby” in the rec room tonight.

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