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Capcom was generous enough to give the Minus World an exclusive world’s first look at the just announced “enhanced” Wii port of the highly anticipated Resident Evil 5. The game will be identical to its HD console cousins, except co-op has been removed, it’s completely on rails and the infected villagers challenge you to dance-offs instead of trying to attack you. It’s likely to hit stores by next summer at a projected retail value of $48.99. Stay tuned for more details.
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Oh Resident Evil 5, you elusive wench! Why must you make us wait so long to play you? What the hell are we supposed to do until March? And think about the kids! They can’t even play the game, period. Luckily, though, Capcom has heard your cries and is clappin’ back with the Resident Evil Activity Book For Kids. You won’t find any blood, gore, or racism here but you will find enough good old wholesome fun to hold you over until Resident Evil 5. So much fun that your head might explode, exposing wavy tentacles of joy that flail around the village. Get to it!
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While pesky glass-bursting zombie dogs might be a nuisance to most home owners, they’re just another pay day for Tender Touch Window Replacement, a small company with a big dream. Setting up shop in the middle of the woods surrounded by nothing but abandoned homes seemed like a bad business idea, until a T-Virus outbreak turned stray dogs into flesh hungry lunatics who stop at nothing to feed. So dedicated are they in their lust for blood that even windows can’t stand in their way, angering locals.
Recently we surprised our Romanian correspondent Henric Stanislav with the first paycheck we’ve issued to anyone in the company because of the amazing interview we had gotten from him back in March. Anyway, you know what that sly motherfucker did with his check? He cashed it in for a flight to the Mushroom Kingdom on what he calls “Voyage Hopefully Findings More Building Evil Than Henrics.” I think he was trying to say he’s on a scouting mission to find a building more bad-ass than the Evil Building in Lugoj, Romania. He mailed us a letter with his findings from his trip to Luigi’s Haunted Mansion.
Ever since the next installment of the zombie slaughtering “Resident Evil” franchise was announced to be taking place in a remote country in Africa, white people everywhere took to message boards in protest. The initial idea for Resident Evil 5 pitted the player against African villagers, a concept that didn’t sit well with pointlessly sensitive gamers who had become so used to fighting predominantly light skinned fictitious video game zombies all their lives. The game’s creators promptly responded last month by releasing a new trailer which featured a slightly more diverse batch of enemies but alas, detractors were still not satisfied. That’s why today, Capcom has released an exclusive first look at the now equal opportunistically racist Resident Evil 5: White Guilt, an all out onslaught of undead stereotypes and obvious ethnic jokes in poor taste.
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Lugoj, Romania.
We traveled to a remote part of Romania for this story to meet with Henric Stanislav who apparently has been having a hard time sleeping in his apartment due to frequent noise pollution. Stanislav, 68 one of the few residents of the “Evil” building has made frequent complaints to the management about freakish cries and a what he explains as a “downpour of bullet sound in ear like glass raining on face”. We met with Stanislav in front of his home to briefly interview him.
Hit the break for the interview and the picture we took of his room.
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