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The 1980’s were a magical era where glitzy teenage passion ruled the streets, video games came to life and anybody with a tube of hair gel could get inside Heather Graham’s vagina. It was a time when Michael J Fox was allowed to drive and holograms confused and amazed us. However, time has been an evil wench and we have forgotten much of what we learned in that era. Today’s video games are all about the flashy graphics and over the top super moves but there are many lessons to be remembered from that glorious decade. And no, none of them involve the Power Glove.
It seems the dog of Duck Hunt fame has quite the lucrative side business going for himself. Apparently he’s living lavishly in Chinatown selling our kills back to us at a pretty penny, laughing in our faces from behind his glorified prairie scene of a Chinese Food Restaurant. Hope you like the crunch of pixels in your hoisin sauce!
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Today we’ll be rolling out a new quasi-regular feature, Judge A Game By Its Cover, where games get the yelling and whistling construction worker on his lunch break treatment solely based on their appearances. So read on and find out why being judgmental and reactionary can be a good thing.
