This Is Either A Donkey Konga Review Or An Alternate Method Of Anger Management For Girls Who Drink Too Much Gin

Scarlene on March 6th, 2008

This game completely changed my life. I went from smashing out store front windows, random people’s faces, binge drinking through life and throwing up on people’s couches, to just being drunk and hilarious. How? Donkey Konga, that’s how, you dumb yatch.  The object of the game is to completely smash the shit out of some giant plastic bongos and if you happen to do it in rhythm, you win. I’m dead serious. You just sit there hitting shit. That’s it. In fact, you’re allowed and encouraged to do so.  It’s like heaven wrapped itself in Nintendo packaging and brought itself to my doorstep.

I think every bar in the land should have this game. Get people all cranked up on Sparks or Red Bull vodkas and let them take all their pent up aggression out on inanimate objects instead of each other. Donkey Konga is good for people from all walks of life. Frat boys, abuse victims turned porn stars, your white trash grandfather that’s a little itchy with the switch, and anyone who’s ever felt oppressed or frustrated for whatever excuse they have for being a shitty person this week. Buy it instead of spending money on tissue boxes, doilies and sending flowers to yourself. I highly recommend and will also school your ass in said game.