EA and John Waters presents: MyS&Ms Flesh Kingdom!

Massouken on June 30th, 2008

The lovable gang from last year’s hit game MySims is about to get a whole lot sexier. MyS&Ms: Flesh Kingdom, a ground-breaking collaboration between EA and eccentric filmmaker John Waters (made possible due to a good word from Steven Spielberg after his work with EA on the commercial dud Boom Blox), is set to nipple twist the competition and make Animal Crossing its bitch. MyS&Ms will proudly and unapologetically sully Nintendo’s focus on good clean gaming fun. The Create-a-Sim mode will provide myriad options for the discerning fetishist, allowing for a throbbingly huge variety of characters. Want to live out your wildest Pulp Fiction gimp fantasies? Always wished you could walk a mile in the stiletto heels of a dominatrix? Or perhaps you just want to make a cyber facsimile of that leather-clad biker guy from the Village People. MyS&Ms will let you do it, and more.

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EA Announces “Sims: Girlfriend”

jasper on March 2nd, 2008

EA has just announced an all-new Xbox 360 exclusive for this winter, Sims Girlfriend! Pwned PS3! Pwned in the ass! Sims Girlfriend supposedly will include exciting new features like real time nail polish and makeup removal. EA also claims there will be a way to “sync up” with her time of the month. God, I pray it doesn’t sync up using the Live Vision Camera… Personally, I already have a girlfriend who leaves me broke andfeeling like crap. Kinda like every EA game I buy. This holiday season can’t come soon enough!
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