T-MW: Dr. Mario Disgraced! Loses Medical License For Suspicious Prescriptions

T-MW on September 11th, 2008

Dr. Mario has long been the pinnacle of physician perfection, but his penchant for prescribing fen phen to Princess Peach in exchange for filthy sexual perversions has been exposed! The mustachioed MD may be eager to mete out illegal medications, but the Mushroom Kingdom medical board has no mercy for medicinal malfeasance; Dr. Mario’s debauchery cost him his doctorate.
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T-MW: Super Mario’s Super Performance Enhancement Scandal!

T-MW on July 22nd, 2008

Super Mario Super Sluggers is on its way for Wii, but did the pumped-up plumber peak up his pecs precariously? The pipes he plunges into aren’t the only thing he’s mainlining these days! Somebody needs to bat clean-up for this overall’ed overachiever!

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Soda Popinski Hits The Ropes After A Night Of Drunk-Out!

T-MW on July 7th, 2008

Looks like there was a little more than Cherry Coke in that flask of his! Soda Popinski drove right through the rails on his way back from a pounding his gloves down at the bar - talk about punch drunk! But wait till you see what Vodka Drunkinski did next!

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Troubled ‘Tomb’ster Takes More Than The Doctor Ordered!

T-MW on June 5th, 2008

Our persistent paparazzi plucked this perky turned porky video game starlet after a wild police chase following a grand theft of pharmy bottles! Looks like all those years of spelunking into dangerous caves has sent Ms. Croft on a mental adventure hunting a different type of treasure - oxycontin. Croft used her mega mammaries as a distraction method for the security cameras before lock picking the back door and raiding the shelves of a local pharmacy which resulted in thousands of dollars in digested pills before the boys in blue could take her down. Give it up Lara, no amount of drugs will ever make you relevant again! Dress by Juicy Couture.

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