Troubled ‘Tomb’ster Takes More Than The Doctor Ordered!

T-MW on June 5th, 2008

Our persistent paparazzi plucked this perky turned porky video game starlet after a wild police chase following a grand theft of pharmy bottles! Looks like all those years of spelunking into dangerous caves has sent Ms. Croft on a mental adventure hunting a different type of treasure - oxycontin. Croft used her mega mammaries as a distraction method for the security cameras before lock picking the back door and raiding the shelves of a local pharmacy which resulted in thousands of dollars in digested pills before the boys in blue could take her down. Give it up Lara, no amount of drugs will ever make you relevant again! Dress by Juicy Couture.

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